#spycrab anon

[ask-the-spycrabs]

"Oh my god, spycrabs! Aww~ They look adorable! Hi, hello~!"

-Astro the Pyro (@/bm96ocs-askhub)

the crab begins to communicating, and what would normally be heard as odd squeaks and clicks, can suddenly be understood as actual words

"ooh! ooh! a message!" ❤️🧭

"this must be... some kind of, communication device!" ❤️🧭

"snow crab! come over here! check this out!" ❤️🧭

the bluish white crab scuttles over with the rest of the group

"look! we've been called adorable!!" ❤️🧭

*frustrated sigh* "oh... right... i'm 'cute' to humans." 🤍💥

the blue crab remains silent for a moment, before speaking

"... is... are you.... is that a real pyro?" 💙💧

it's nervously fidgeting with it's claws

[dailyspycrab]

Give him a little bow tie. Make him all fancy.

Day 32 - Fancy!

(got a couple anons for this! thank you for the request! if you want to request an idea for a daily spycrab, press the suggestions button!)

[yetisidelblog]

Yesterday was Martin Luther King, Jr. Day. Like many anti-death penalty groups this week, we at SCADP are sharing a resource from the Equal Justice Initiative, which describes Dr. King's opposition to the death penalty. Dr. King recognized the death penalty for what it is: an extension of the racial terror lynchings that were all too common in his youth. His faith also led him to believe the death penalty was "against the better judgment of modern criminology and, above all, against the highest expression of love in the nature of God." Wherever you are, we hope you are using yesterday's holiday to promote anti-racism and restorative justice this week!

Yesterday was also a reminder that we have less than two weeks to advocate for #JusticeForMarionBowman. We are asking Governor McMaster to use all the powers afforded to him by his office and halt the execution. If you are someone who missed our Digital Organizing Toolkit Launch, you can click here to view the video! It's less than 30 minutes, but it's got everything you need to know!

And if you haven't done so yet, will you share Marion's petition with three friends? The more signatures we have, the more we will show Gov. McMaster that the death penalty does not belong in South Carolina! As with all of our petitions, we plan on presenting the petition to the Governor before Marion's execution date. We will be finalizing details and sending those out to you by the end of the week. If you would like to share the petition on social media, you can use the social media photos within our digital organizing toolkit! 

Share Marion Bowman's Petition!

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[squirrelboi]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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[the-tartan-spartan]

Red Spycrab Anon skittering in to stare at you menacingly.

👁️🦀👁️

-🕵️🦀

Freaky wee bugger ye are..

[number-one-fan-of-heavy]

Spycrab Anon here to inquire whether or not you are scared of apples 🍎 ?? Crab is not sure if the whole ‘apple a day keeps the doctor away’ thing is real or not..? Or because you are not actually a doctor, so saying does not apply to you??

-🕵️🦀

I AM NOT AFRAID OF APPLES. JEREMY HAS CONCUSSED ME WITH ONE BEFORE THOUGH, SO I AM CAUTIOUS.

I AM MORE OF A DOCTOR THAN ANYBODY WITH A LICENSE, DO NOT BE FOOLISH.

[stringsnwires]

Spycrab anon here to bring you pasta!! 🍝 I love pasta though is hard to eat with claws… but it is still good!! Enjoy your pasta Mr Makey-man!

-🕵️🦀

Heck yeah! Thanks, Pardner. You mean ta tell me you're an actual crab? Ya seen Spy about this? He'd love ya.

[thesilliestspy]

Three questions here for you Spy,

How many spycrabs do you have? What do they eats? Are some secretly plushies?

-Anon 🍁

I have 7 Spycrabs. They live in a enclosure away from zhe fireplace, since I cannot have zhem getting to hot and dying.

I feed zhem clams, shrimp, and seagrass most of zhe time, but I will occasionally give zhem worms or other food items to change up zheir diet. Crabs are not particularly picky, and even though zhe Spycrabs are a practical copy or me, zhey are crabs nonetheless.

You could technically say I have 9 Spycrabs as 2 of zhem are plushies, but I really only include zhe living ones when counting zhem.

[uni-blu]

I drew my silly Cowboy guy and spycrab :3

-Cola Anon

AH! Nice to see someone sendin’ art. Dawh…Thats real good, kid. I uh…Like the little spy thingie, heh. Way better than I could draw! Would love to see more sometime.

[yawurstnightmare]

Spycrab Anon here to ask what Bonk tastes like? Crab has never had bonk before and crab would like to know how bonk feels when it makes Runny Gremlin fast. Crab is asking for no particular reason at all. Crab totally didn’t steal a Bonk from the fridge

-🕵️🦀

okay, so, imagine any otha cherry flavored drink, right? think a dat. An then make it, like, 10 times betta. an also when ya drink it ya can kinda feel it in ya bones. freakin' awesome, right?

[ask-the-spycrabs]

What is your favorite game?

"OOH! OOH! I LOVE PLAYING GAMES! THERE'S CHESS, AND CHECKERS, AND TAG, AND GO FISH, AND-" ❤️🧭

the blue one moves the camera closer while the red one is busy listing off, every game in existence i guess

"so, um, my spy, really likes card games, and, h-he'll play them with me, sometimes! and, i guess, i-i'd call, any of those, my favourite..." 💙💧

eventually, the red one finishes their rant, picks up the camera, and searches for snow for a bit, before eventually finding them

"SNOW CRAB! WE GOT A QUESTION!" ❤️🧭

"and do i have to answer it." 🤍💥

"yes!" ❤️🧭

"*sigh* fine." 🤍💥

"well i know of exactly one game, which is hide and seek, so, i guess that." 🤍💥

"any elaboration, or-" ❤️🧭

"no." 🤍💥

[flammableunicorn]

Spycrab Anon skittering in with a request for a hug?? 🥺 Crab got chased by a dog away from crab friends today. Crab wants safety. Crab thinks Flamey guy is safest merc

-🕵️🦀

Hello!!! Of course little friend crab 🦀🦀🦀🌈 !!! I'm sorry you got chased!! I hope you ar okay!!! HUG TIME!!! 🌈🦄🦄

[yetisidelblog]

Donald Trump’s post-election actions prove what we’ve warned all along: Project 2025 is the top priority of his administration. This dangerous plan aims to dismantle our democracy while slashing funding for infrastructure, climate action, and programs designed to help working families thrive. With Russell Vought as its architect, this blueprint for authoritarianism is taking shape.

Vought’s nomination for Director of the Office of Management and Budget is about more than policy. It’s about whether we let a man who flagrantly ignored Congress during his last tenure take control again. In his confirmation hearing last week, Vought refused to say he would not illegally withhold funds authorized by Congress, including critical dollars allocated for infrastructure under the Inflation Reduction Act (IRA) and the Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act (IIJA).

These investments represent lifelines for millions of Americans. They fund bridges and roads in desperate need of repair, expand climate initiatives to reduce emissions, and lower housing and transportation costs — two of the biggest expenses for working families. Vought’s nomination threatens every single one of these priorities.

We’ve fought and won against dangerous nominees before, but this fight is urgent. Letting Vought oversee OMB would hand Trump and his Project 2025 cronies the tools to dismantle essential programs and devastate communities nationwide.

We cannot let this dangerous agenda take root without a fight. Tell your senators to reject Russell Vought’s nomination now.

Rejecting Russell Vought isn’t just about one nomination it’s about stopping a cascade of harmful policies. If confirmed, Vought will push to strip billions from climate action, block infrastructure improvements, and undermine affordable housing initiatives all while serving Trump’s authoritarian agenda.The Senate has a responsibility to stand up for working families. We may not be able to stop all of Project 2025. After all, we won’t win every battle with Republicans in full control of Congress -- but we will definitely lose every battle we don’t fight. Working together, we can reject the extremists pushing a dangerous agenda and do everything we can to ensure that our government works for the everyone, not just billionaires and corporations.

Sign and send your message demanding your senators reject Russell Vought’s nomination now.

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[scrumpy-swillin-scotsman]

SpyCrab Anon skittering in to ask if you ever have to sharpen magic talking sword… or does sword sharpen self? Or sword not need sharpening because magic?

-🕵️🦀

Aye, I have tae sharpen him. He gets all hissy if I dunnae! Have tae sharpen him, buff him, scrape the blood off ae him, tidy him up nice an’ clean or he’ll nae let me hear the end o’ it! Fussy wee thing, he is.

[f-pauling]

Spycrab Anon here to ask if either Medic is scared of apples, like the whole ‘apple a day keeps the doctor away’ shebang? I don’t want to frighten either medic if they are scared of them by bringing it up to them, so I came to you =D

-🕵️🦀

Honestly I don't think so. I've never really asked. But I get the feeling both of them might laugh if you assume they're scared of apples. It's a childish notion.

[number-one-fan-of-heavy]

Spycrab anon is here to say Merry Early Smissmas and to wish many years of happiness for you and red team!

(and maybe blue team as well… it is almost smissmas after all!)

-🕵️🦀

MERRY SMISSMAAAAS!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WILL BE SUCH A GOOD ONE!!!